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| I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER SITE LIKE THIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD! WELL MAYBE NOT THE WHOLE WORLD BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE! | |||||||||||||||||
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HI I'M CAITLIN AND THIS IS MY KICK ASS HOME PAGE YOU PROBALY COULDN'T GUESS THAT FROM THE TITLE AND ALL! OH HELL! A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF.... I AM 14 YEARS OLD I GO TO WILMINGTON HIGH SCHOOL IN WILMINGTON, OHIO. I LOVE TO PLAY SOCCER. I HAVE PLAYED SOCCER EVER SINCE I WAS BORN AND WILL STILL PROBALY PLAY WHEN I'M SIX FEET UNDER. I ALSO PLAY BASKETBALL AND I RUN AND BIKE IN MY SPARE TIME WHEN I'M NOT MESSING AROUND WITH MY BOYFRIEND THAT IS PLEASE E-MAIL ME I NEVER GET ANYONE TO E-MAIL ME! PLEASE WRITE ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU THINK MY WEB PAGE SUCKS AND HOW YOU LIKE TOTALY HATE IT AND ALSO HOW YOU WISH I WOULD DIE AND BURN IN HELL! I JUST LOVE GETTING MESSAGES LIKE THAT, NO RELLY I LOVE IT! PLEASE E-MAIL ME!!!!!1 PRETTY PLEASE? | ||||||||||||||||
| NOW I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE....... THIS IS NOT THE CHRISTIAN CORPORATION WEB PAGE SO DON'T BE ALL SUPRISED IF YOU READ A CUSS WORD OR IF YOU SEE A PICTURE OF SAUSAGES THAT LOOK LIKE FIVE ROUND HAIRY DICKS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK AT IT! | |||||||||||||||||
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WANT FREE E-MAIL? JUST SURF ON OVER TO THESE SITES! www.thespark.com www.chickmail.com www.yahoo.com www.hotmail.com www.bolt.com www.music.com www.fortunecity.com IF I WERE YOU (AND THANK GOD I'M NOT) I WOULDN'T GO TO YAHOO THAT SHIT HAS BEEN FUCKED UP FOR A LONG TIME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I WOULD ALSO GO OUT AND GET ALL OF THESE FREE E-MAIL ADRESSES THEIR FUN TO GET AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART THEY ARE ALL FREE! SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LEAVE MY SHITY WEB PAGE AND GO VISIT THEM! WAIT NEVERMIND YOU STILL HAVE TO READ MY QUOTES OF THE MONTH! | ||||||||||||||||
| NOW THE QUOTE OF THE MONTH WILL CHANGE FROM MONTH TO MONTH SO DON'T WORRY THERE WILL BE A FRESH LIST UP HERE IN JUST 30 DAYS! | |||||||||||||||||
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QUOTE OF THE MONTH "IF YOU EVER HAPPEN TO DROP YOUR KEYS IN A STREAM OF MOLTEN LAVA, LET 'EM GO BECAUSE MAN THEY'RE GONE!" -ME "ALL BLONDES AREN'T STUPID THE ONLY WAY A BLONDE CAN BE JUSTIFIED AS STUPID IS IF HER NAME STARTS WITH ANY OF THE 26 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET. THEN AND ONLY THEN IS SHE STUPID." -ME "LEARN IT, LOVE IT, LIVE IT" -SOME MOVIE "LIVE YOUR LIFE USING ONLY THREE W'S...WHAT TO KISS, WHERE TO KISS IT, AND WHO TO KISS." -ME (FOR THOSE WHO ARE SLOWER THAN THE REST OF US THE ABOVE QUOTE WAS TALKING ABOUT BROWN NOSING OR IN OTHER WORDS ASS KISSING) "IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING GET OFF THE DAMN SIDEWALK" "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE" "POWER IS NOT GIVEN BUT ACHIEVED AND WHEN ACHIEVED, POWER IS NOT EVERYTHING BUT POWER STILL RULES THE WORLD." -ME "DON'T BE ASHAMED IF YOU'RE STUPID, DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN SLOW. BE PROUD, FOR YOU ARE ONE IN EVERY TWO PEOPLE IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY! I KNOW I'M PROUD AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO"-ME | ||||||||||||||||
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